i gotta carry my phone around with me 24/7 just in case nobody texts me 

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Enjoy yummy food? this blog is for you!

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snuglefuk:

its-hollyx:

arthurpendumbass:

arthurpendumbass:

their cocks nestled together”

“nuzzled his cock”

“his cock bobbed up and down”

why the fuck do people always describe penises like cute little animals I’m trying to read porn but I just keep imagining puppies

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This is honestly the best thing I have ever seen.

Awh (*^-^*)

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